It's like a parade of train wrecks.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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We just shotgunned beers for America
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
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Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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