It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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