I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
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I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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