at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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