HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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