dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
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Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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