Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
