fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
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