If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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