ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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