It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
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We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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