Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
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