I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
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woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
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Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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