I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i just made my gag reflex go away.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
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All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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