My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
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I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
FUCK WHALES
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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