She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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