So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
