somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
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Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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