He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
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As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
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I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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