worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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