whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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