A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I need water and some morals
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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