So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
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the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
We have started to decorate penises.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.