She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Randomize
