remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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