There is no way he is gay with that hair.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
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As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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