he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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