I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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