We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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