New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
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Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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