Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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