And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
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i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
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Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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