My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
