Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
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I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
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I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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