Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
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all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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