tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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