i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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