you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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