I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
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I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
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You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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