Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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