Is it normal to miss your booty call?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
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I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
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Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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