There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
so much tequila, so little girl.
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I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Randomize