Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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