whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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