Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
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He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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