Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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