Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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