No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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