about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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