dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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