My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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