Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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