can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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